M.G. Siegler •

$1M Knee Pads

There's a cost to be the boss -- and to bend the knee...

The phrase "life imitates art" has traditionally been a bit more high-minded than our current best efforts to replicate Idiocracy one electrolyte at a time. But, well, here we are. This week's case in point: the $1 million donations to Trump's inauguration fund. To be fair to Tim Cook (I'll be less fair in a bit), he's just the latest in a string of tech CEOs to make such a donation. But the fact that all of them have coalesced around this number is well, something. And one can't help but be reminded of another film in the high-brow pantheon of cinema: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

After Dr. Evil outlines his plan to steal a warhead and hold the world ransom for... yes, $1 million, his number two, Number 2, interjects:

"Don't you think we should maybe ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days."

And that was in 1997. Nearly 30 years later,1 it's even less money, relatively speaking. Of course, the point here, in the real world, isn't actually the money – though I would just note that as President, Trump will have access to thousands of warheads... – but what the money signals. That is, fealty to the new President.

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