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Week of July 8, 2024

Are we sure the "AI Supercycle" for the PC market is going to be a thing? IDC seems to think otherwise, at least for the rest of 2024. And given the early reviews of the first "Copilot+ PCs", I think I have to agree. These are not the "MacBook killers" they were made out to be, but instead simply competent ARM-based PCs. Which, to be clear, is a good thing for the Windows market. But it seems to have basically nothing to do with all the AI features that were trumpeted to no end. Certainly it doesn't help that the star of that show, Recall, was yes, recalled.

Apple, meanwhile, seems stuck in some weird cat-and-mouse game with Epic (and Spotify) in the EU – perhaps being baited into it. While Ferrari is making the car that perhaps Apple should have made. Okay, probably not, but Eddy Cue and Jony Ive can dream... Instead, we'll have to settle for what looks to be a killer Apple car movie. Will F1 be Apple's first big cinematic hit? I mean, I'm in.

We should find out around the time we know if Apple's new Siri implementation is actually any good. I remain skeptical, but at least they're really not rushing it.

Both will be out around the time that Skydance is closing their deal with Paramount – well, unless it gets blown up again in the next few weeks, which is very much entirely possible. I know many are skeptical of such a deal, for all sorts of good and historical reasons, but I do think there's a path to do something interesting here. Namely, launching a beefed-up streaming service which should be called 'Showtime' because of course it should.

Oh, and if they want to buy up movie theaters like Sony is doing, they should talk to Hugh Grant. He's upset about the closing of a local London cinema, but really he should be upset that a chain let it be run into mediocrity. Simply keeping such a place open will not fix the issues that lay beneath. Great facade though.

Pop quiz, hotshot: what numbers are worse, the growth of Xitter or the sales of Vision Pro? I feel like the latter obviously needs to focus more on content. It so obvious that people predicted it in 1987.

You know whose numbers are not bad? NVIDIA. You know how I know? Well, beyond their own reported growth, we currently have every tech company tripping over themselves to secure and sell their chips to other tech companies.

I don't know what to make of that weird dynamic. But I know the EU will try to regulate it out of existence – alongside itself. Speaking of regulation, Microsoft and Apple would like all the various governments around the world to know that there's nothing to see here with OpenAI. And thus, nothing to further look into. Nothing at all!

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As you can see below, I'm trying out a slightly tweaked format for the newsletter this week. With much of the internal links now shifted above, below will be more about other outside articles and sites to link to. I'm trying to break it into:

  • Remains of the Week: things I wanted to weigh in on but didn't get a chance
  • The Quick & the Read: things I think worth calling attention to

Any and all feedback welcome as always!


Remains of the Week

OpenAI Has a New AI Scale – Much as with self-driving cars, OpenAI has implemented a 5-level system to determine where the technology stands. Right now, we're still apparently at Level 1, though perhaps on the verge of Level 2 with some of the advancements soon to come. Interestingly, this isn't framed around AGI, but instead Level 5 will be AI systems that can "do the work of an organization". Hard to tell what to make of this. Is it marketing? Useful? Or yet another thing everyone will disagree upon with regard to the technology? Yes.

'Inside Out 2' is Now Pixar's Biggest Movie Ever – Look, it's impressive. But I'm going to bring this up every single time the numbers are framed in such a way: until we count tickets sold, this is like touting that the price of milk is the highest it has ever been. Speaking of marketing, this is just full-on buying into Hollywood's spin machine. In 50 years, we're going to read about how Bad Boys 18 just passed Gone with the Wind in all-time box office in its opening weekend. Then again, movie theaters aren't going to be around in 50 years without some major changes...

A Bunch of 'Max Originals' Are Moving To HBOThe Penguin and Dune: Prophecy were supposed to be 'Max Originals', now they'll be under the banner of HBO. Which is fine, but further confuses all the various branding Warner Bros. Discovery is trying to do here. This basically says 'HBO' is still the good stuff, that content can "graduate" to – 'Max Originals' is the stuff held back a year. I'm still holding out hope the 'New Paramount' can step in here and salvage this situation...

NBA Finalizes TV deals with ESPN, NBC, Amazon – Speaking of WBD, they're now officially on the clock to match the offers for the NBA's TV rights, and specifically, Amazon's offer. It seems like it will be too expensive for their taste, but they really need those sports rights for a whole host of reasons – and it doesn't seem like they'll be getting the NFL through CBS now... David Zaslav sure seems more excited than ever about consolidation, can't imagine why...

Apple Still Searching for the Vision Pro "Killer App" – As the device launches in many more countries today, the FT looks at the current state of the next big thing™. And finds it left wanting, mainly because developer support just hasn't come as it has with previous Apple devices (aside from perhaps the Apple Watch, which also messed up the launch, IMO). But at least Tim Cook is a DAU. The rest of us? Not so much. (Though I did update mine to visionOS 2 yesterday and it's a nice improvement – to access the menus, if nothing else.)


⭕️ The Inner Ring ⭕️

This week's Spyglass columns sent to members of The Inner Ring. Sign up here for full access and for future emails...

How to Scale Paramount
Can Skydance finally, actually bridge Silicon Valley and Hollywood?

I think there's a path for Skydance-owned Paramount to become a real player by bulking up...

Inventing the Future vs. Extrapolating It
We predict obvious and silly things, but look right past the big ones…

What 1987 thought the 21st century would look like is not entirely wrong...

Love Cinemas, Actually
Saving movie theaters needs to be about more than nostalgia…

We need a viable plan go-forward plan for movie theaters...

Nothing Boring About OpenAI’s Board
Apple’s role rescinded, Microsoft’s role renounced…

Apple joining OpenAI board meetings was wild, now them not joining is wild...


Potent Quotables

"Losing to A.I., in a sense, meant my entire world was collapsing."

-- Lee Saedol, the former Go champion, who lost DeepMind's AlphaGo – checks date – eight years ago. Really interesting profile revealing the current mindset of someone who actually had their job taken by AI.


The Quick & the Read


One Proud Thing

I'm not sure this guy needs to be Prime Minister (after all, the UK just schooled the US in how to execute a calm, orderly, and even classy transition of power), but he absolutely should be the new "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Weeknd" meme.