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February 2025
Oh, the Humane-ity
Humaneā€™s bad strategy exacerbated their bad timing with the Ai Pin

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The One AI to Rule Them All
Trying to grok the outlook for general-purpose consumer AIā€¦
The AI Will Come Out Tomorrow
Alexa and Siri struggle to get out the door in the Age of AIā€¦
The Age of Ultracrepidarians
Right or wrong, just say it loud, with conviction ā€” just like AI
The Great AI UI Unification
ChatGPT starts cleaning up the cruftā€¦
Amazon & ESPNā€™s Sports Streaming Collision Course
With Netflix drafting behind themā€¦

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Liquidity Now
A new standard model for VCs and secondariesā€¦

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What You DeepSeek Is Seeking You
Two weeks after the latest AI panic, has anything really changed?
Observations About Sam Altmanā€™s Observations
Heā€™s seeking for something deepā€¦

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Appleā€™s Elegantly Expressive Pixar Lamp
Forget glasses, Appleā€™s Next Big Thingā„¢ may be a robotā€¦

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Earth to Lina Khan
Nearly every point in her NYT op-ed is wrong
Growing Up AI-First
Pondering how kids might navigate the world post-ChatGPT
FaceFeed
How Mark Zuckerberg might rejuvenate Facebook with a feed of Meta content, a Fediverse twist, and a splash of AI

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The IPOpenAI
A step-back way to frame OpenAIā€™s rumored mega raiseā€¦
January 2025
Appleā€™s Record-Breaking Quarter Was SO BORING
Apple wins as the AI tortoise in a field of scared hares -- for nowā€¦

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SoftBank, Indeed
10 thoughts on OpenAIā€™s would-be new massive funding roundā€¦
Post-Explosion, Seeking the DeepSeek Fallout
A guess: DeepSeek itself will matter less than the reaction to itā€¦

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Should Apple Switch Off Siri?
In our Age of AI, Siri continues to embarrass Appleā€¦

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AI, Uh, Finds a Way
Has DeepSeek changed the AI game or just some equations?
OpenAIā€™s ā€˜Operatorā€™ Shows Why Theyā€™ll Build a Web Browser
To me, the most interesting aspect of OpenAIā€™s new ā€˜Operatorā€™ product ā€“ their first real agent ā€“ is not what it can do, but how it does it. Unlike the early iterations of similar products from Anthropic and Google, ā€˜Operatorā€™ doesnā€™t take over your computer, it outsources the work you want to
Metaā€™s March to Make the iPhone ā€˜The Thing That Gets Us to the Thingā€™
The company will build anything and everything to end the smartphone eraā€¦

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One Year Undercover
Onwards to year two of Spyglassā€¦
ā€˜Stargateā€™ Squares Some AI Circles
OpenAI, Microsoft, SoftBank, Oracle, Trump, MGX, ARM, and NVIDIA all get double-dip wins in the announcement
My 2025 iPhone Homescreen
Some actual shifts thanks to AI and social stratificationā€¦
TrickTok
With the TikTok ban, the Trump administration starts dealingā€¦
2 Switch 2 Similar?
Nintendoā€™s Switch 2 strategy seems conservative, perhaps smartly
With the Tok Tikking, Twitter Talk Makes Some Sense...
China selling TikTok to Elon Musk would be quite the deal. You know who loves dealsā€¦
May Your First Startup Be A Masculine Startup
Mark Zuckerbergā€™s heel turn this past week has been all sorts of fascinating.1 For one thing, I donā€™t think itā€™s all an act. I think itā€™s likely a short-sighted and misguided maneuver born out of years of various frustrations, but I donā€™t think itā€™s just to curry favor with

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About-Face(book)
Mark Zuckerbergā€™s new stance on speech can be both real and really political
Venu, Vidi, Vici
Disney aims to conquer streaming sports with endless confusing options
The Witching Hour
ā€˜Dune: Prophecyā€™ fails to live up to its legacy
$1M Knee Pads
Thereā€™s a cost to be the boss -- and to bend the kneeā€¦

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Metaā€™s Next Big Blunder
Social AI ā€œcharactersā€ are so obviously and hilariously going to fail
Apple Comes to Googleā€™s Defense, But the Opposite
Eddy Cue does declare that Apple must intervene in Googleā€™s antitrust case
December 2024
10 Big Predictions for 2025
One of which may actually happenā€¦
Being for the Benefit of OpenAI
OpenAIā€™s shift to a for-profit is messy, complicated, conflicted, and yet necessary

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The Greatest Trick Netflix Ever Pulled...
...was convincing the world they werenā€™t interested in live sports
Buy Me to the Moon
Apple, we have a movie problem
For 007, Amazon is Not Enough
Amazon seemingly has a big Barbara Broccoli problem, which means the world has a big James Bond problem
America Has Been Acquired
This has felt less like an election and more like a dealā€¦

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Appleā€™s Next Question: Hold ā€˜Em or Fold ā€™Em?
An ā€˜iPhone Foldā€™ or a massive ā€˜iPad Foldā€™, that is the questionā€¦
Itā€™s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Comcast
YouTube TV is becoming the cable package we all hatedā€¦
Might Microsoft Make Another Run at TikTok?
A deal makes more sense in 2024 than it did in 2020ā€¦
Apple Made the Right Call and a Stupid Decision with ā€˜Wolfsā€™
The movie would have flopped in theaters but stillā€¦

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Tim Cookā€™s Clock
A great interview quietly reveals quite a bitā€¦
Intel Inside, Gelsinger Outside
Dealt a bad hand by a board who wouldnā€™t give him enough time, Intelā€™s next leader needs full control to think different

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Moana Two-Hundred-and-Twenty-Five Million
Disney almost didnā€™t know how far ā€˜Moana 2ā€™ would goā€¦
A Call to More ARMs
The need to embolden the European startup landscapeā€¦
November 2024
Meta Launches a Bluesky Competitor
Itā€™s called ā€˜Threadsā€™ -- perhaps youā€™ve heard of itā€¦
ā€œJust a Big iPadā€
Imagine if the imaginary Apple Television was a massive touchscreenā€¦
Apple Pisses Off Hollywood
Did their self-own with ā€œWolfsā€ just torch their film division?
Forget the Fate of Chrome, Focus on the Fate of the Browser
In debating what undoubtedly wonā€™t happen, weā€™re looking past some key things that are -- and mightā€¦

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Iā€™ve Been Here for Years
But where, has changed -- too often, Iā€™m afraidā€¦
Zig-Jag
10 tips for Jaguarā€™s bizarre re-branding
Chrome Alone
If Google were to sell off Chrome, who would benefit? Anyone?
Has Apple ā€œFinally Cracked Itā€?
Apple Television... now, thatā€™s a name I havenā€™t heard in a long timeā€¦

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The Vision Pro Starts to Come Into Focus
Weā€™re starting to cook with fire. Iā€™m writing this about the Vision Pro, in the Vision Pro. Which I really only did for a post or two for the novelty of it right after the deviceā€™s initial release. But now Iā€™m doing it because itā€™s actually a good way to

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Netflixā€™s Nickel on Apple TVā€™s Dime
Apple needs to tell us where to stream something -- even if itā€™s on Netflix.
Bluesky is Twitterā€™s Heir Apparent
Sorry Threads, you blew it. In real-time.
The Race for AI Independence
Amazon, Apple, Google, Meta, and Microsoft all wish to break away from each other. As does OpenAI. With everyone needing to break free from NVIDIA.

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Apple Admits the Obvious
Thereā€™s no topping the iPhone. As a business, there may never be.

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PaidPals
Elon Musk will battle with Trump eventually. As Peter Thiel can attest.

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Tim Apple, Engage!
Apple seems poised to appeal to Donald Trump on their EU issuesā€¦

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Can Barbie Break Netflix?
More pressure is applied to Netflixā€™s anti-movie-theater stanceā€¦

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October 2024
Do You Feel In Charge?
On bending the knee to Donald Trumpā€¦

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Bezos Needs to Address the WaPoā€™s Broken Back
The decision is fine in a vacuum, the timing makes it anything butā€¦
Netflixā€™s Next Backtrack: Movie Theaters
As growth naturally slows, Netflix needs to think bigger picture -- literally
Apple Claps Back
Apple Intelligence is about to be an ā€œevery dayā€ product, so it needs to be the ā€œbestā€, fast

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The War of the AI Roses
Microsoft and OpenAI increasingly make strange bedfellowsā€¦

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Is ā€˜Remarkable Alexaā€™ Ready for a Prime Time Debut?
Does the ā€œromanticā€ Kindle event offer a cupcake clue?
Teslaā€™s Tomorrow Never Knows
Cybercab is believing, but it needs to be beingā€¦
ā€˜Submergedā€™ Plunges Us Into a Possible Spatial Movie Future
The Edward Berger short film for Apple is good, but points to something greatā€¦
And Like That... Heā€™s Gone.
Some thoughts on Cullen Hobackā€™s new Satoshi Nakamoto doc
Venture Capitalā€™s ā€œCrisisā€
A go-go decade morphs with opportunity and dangerā€¦
Microsoftā€™s Awkward AI
Thereā€™s a Copilot for thatā€¦

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Apple Becomes the Pupil
Snap and Meta teach Apple a lessonā€¦

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September 2024
The Art of the OpenAI Deal
Thinking through their numbers and those deal termsā€¦

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Apple Knew Where the Puck Was Going, But Meta Skated There
Metaā€™s ā€œOrionā€ points to the vision of an Apple ā€œVisorā€ā€¦

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The Pixel Fold Makes the iPhone Look Old
Google figured out when to fold em -- Apple is still thinking on itā€¦
An AI Call to Arms
Sam Altman wraps a plea in some grandiose (and vague) promisesā€¦
Metaā€™s Frenetic Connect Keynote
Weird pacing, awkward timing, cool products, and eternal optimismā€¦
Evan Spiegelā€™s Spectacle
Snapā€™s presentation was arguably more impressive than the productā€¦
Should Microsoft Ride in to Save Intel?
The white knight that once saved Apple can mount that steed againā€¦

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Apple Needs an Editor 2
Repeating Steve Jobsā€™ old points of view is not an actual point of view
Does Microsoft Have an AI Problem?
Itā€™s early, but there sure is a lot of smoke billowingā€¦

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Apple Should Sign Howard Stern and Launch ā€˜Podcasts+ā€™
They may not care about podcasting, but they *do* care about Servicesā€¦

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August 2024
ESPNā€™s Path to Be *the* Streaming Sports Bundle
Itā€™s not exactly ā€œclearā€, as Amazon may battle them along the wayā€¦

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Mark Zuckerbergā€™s Goal is to Be Neutral in Not Being Neutral
Is Meta going MAGA or GAGA?
Google Isnā€™t Lazy, Itā€™s Timid. As It Sadly Must Be.
Provocative soundbites aside, itā€™s obvious why Google isnā€™t OpenAIā€¦

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We Donā€™t Need Another iPod for Streaming TV, We Need An iTunes
One service to rule them all. And in the darkness, bind them.
Reminder: What Actually Disrupted Microsoft
It was not the Justice Department, despite the rhetoric this weekā€¦
OpenAI Generates More Turmoil
Itā€™s probably time to change that non-profit structure for goodā€¦
Dear Zuck
This shit is embarrassingā€¦

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July 2024
Never Tweet Your Heroes
Also maybe never tweet, period.

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Mark Zuckerbergā€™s ā€œThoughts on Open Source AIā€
A page out of Steve Jobsā€™ playbook to go after... Apple (and everyone else)
When Steve Jobs Called the Design World to Arms
And basically talked about the 2024 state of computing in 1983
Apple Should Buy HBO
And basically all of Warner Bros Discovery, which is sellingā€¦
Backing the Winner
Attention VCs: going for Trump is no longer the contrarian betā€¦

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How to Scale Paramount
Can Skydance finally, actually bridge Silicon Valley and Hollywood?

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Almost All A.I. Investments are Going to Zero
Seemingly every investor I talk to these days is struggling with the same basic thing: they believe AI is going to be one of the most transformative technologies of the past several decades ā€“ and perhaps ever ā€“ but they have almost no idea how to invest in the space. And yet

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Love Cinemas, Actually
Saving movie theaters needs to be about more than nostalgiaā€¦
The EU Plays Itself
The DMA is the latest in the series of stupidity that will doom the region
Nothing Boring About OpenAIā€™s Board
Appleā€™s role rescinded, Microsoftā€™s role renouncedā€¦
About That AI PC ā€œSupercycleā€
Redmond, do we have a problem?
Inventing the Future vs. Extrapolating It
We predict obvious and silly things, but look right past the big onesā€¦
Epicā€™s Poke-the-Bear Strategy
Epic and Spotify sure seem to like to taunt Apple in front of the EUā€¦
Comparing Oranges to Apple
Forget MacBooks, the ā€˜Copilot+ PCsā€™ played themselves, quite literally
The Real Life Bananaphone!
Some thoughts on the Clicks physical iPhone keyboard
Threads is Thinking and Acting More in Real Time
Which is great, but one year in, what needles Threads?
Apple Set to be in the Room Where OpenAI Happens
Apple entering OpenAIā€™s boardroom is all sorts of interesting and wild!
Almost All A.I. Investments are Going to Zero
Seemingly every investor I talk to these days is struggling with the same basic thing: they believe AI is going to be one of the most transformative technologies of the past several decades ā€“ and perhaps ever ā€“ but they have almost no idea how to invest in the space. And yet
Talking His Own Facebook
Mark Zuckerberg takes on the sinners in the hands of an AI God
June 2024
Behold: the Hackquisition
An acquisition by any other nameā€¦
The Entrapment of Apple šŸ“§
The EU would like Apple to roll out their products, just not their version of their products
Being Too Early Is Worse Than Being Late
Amazon owned the AI assistant space -- until the space changed

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The Netflixification of Russell Crowe
Hollywood has morphed around the great actor
Appleā€™s Vision
Can a stripped-down, less expensive headset save ā€˜Spatial Computingā€™?
The Race to Restore Content Distribution
The ActivityPub work being done by Ghost and others is getting compellingā€¦
Stick to Stick Combat
Apple and the EU enter the next phase of the DMA battleā€¦
The Vision Pro No
The questions mount about the viability of Appleā€™s Next Big Thingā„¢
ā€˜OpenAI Originalā€™
Technically, Ilya Sutskeverā€™s new startup is called ā€˜Safe Superintelligenceā€™ but come on, this is anti-OpenAI.
AI DIVINE
NVIDIA becomes the most valuable company in the world
The Envy of Everyone
A 2017 profile of Jensen Huang is even more incredible in 2024
Of Tadpoles and Tentpoles
A 10 step plan to save the movie theater business

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The Problem *Was* Jon Stewart
ā€œThereā€™s a mantra we all have to remember: Corporations are pussies.ā€
With AI, is Apple Getting the Vapors?
Dancing with the ā€˜vaporwareā€™ devilā€¦
Can Microsoft Build ā€˜Apple Intelligenceā€™ in Reverse?
The countdown to ā€˜Microsoft Intelligenceā€™ feels on. Sorry, OpenAI.

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Is Disney Forcing It?
ā€˜The Acolyteā€™ looks to be in troubleā€¦
Did Apple Just End AIā€™s First Era?
AIā€™s performance arms race yields to the product arms raceā€¦

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Why So Siri-ous, Indeed
How new Siri parallels old Siriā€¦
The Voice Assistant Who Cried Wolf
Can Siri meet the moment this time?
Appleā€™s Artificial Approach to ā€˜Apple Intelligenceā€™
Apple is doing ā€œAIā€ their way, in ways likely good and well, TBD
Roaring Pity
Has the game stopped?
As Apple AI Arrives, Will Wall Street Buy It? šŸ“§
ā€˜Apple Intelligenceā€™ is a good name, but it is a good narrative?
The Impressively Infuriating M4 iPad Pro
Perhaps Appleā€™s best hardware, forced to use limited software
People at a Premium
AI will change Hollywood -- for the better

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NVIDIAā€™s Last Laugh with Apple
NVIDIA hits $3T market cap and soars past Apple
Instagram Hijacks Your Scroll
To inject ads you cannot skip into your eyes. JFC.
Can NVIDIA Become Intel Faster Than Everyone Becomes NVIDIA?
As money pours into AI, can NVIDIA stay ahead?

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The Problem Apple Had with The Problem with Jon Stewart
ā€œThe Daily Showā€ ratings surge where they didnā€™t for Appleā€¦
May 2024
Will OpenAI Bite the Microsoft Hand That Feeds?
A sense of tension between the two sides is inescapable

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The Incredible Shrinking Movie Theater
Hollywood keeps fighting the change needed in movie theaters, but itā€™s inevitable
Ready or Not, Here Apple AI Comes
Will slow but not fully steady win the race?

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The Curious Case of ā€˜Furiosaā€™
Itā€™s both a good movie and a spectacle yet didnā€™t resonate in theaters
Appleā€™s Rightfully Boring AI Play
Apple is playing catch up, but doesnā€™t need to sprint
The Overwhelming Chaos of AI is Underwhelming
The AI madness needs to settle to reach its potential -- and it will

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Who Is She in ā€˜Herā€™?
The curious case of Scarlett Johanssonā€™s voiceā€¦
Without Real Time Information, Threads is Pointless
Unleash the feeds

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The Problem is Safari for iPad
Professional users hunt for a Mac-like Safariā€¦
Microsoftā€™s Copilots with Qualcomm
...to usher in Copilot+ PCs and take on Apple
Ovation Inflation
What is going on at Cannes and *who* is counting?
Think: Thin
A slimmer $1,500 ā€˜iPhone Ultraā€™
(Not) Sent From My iPad šŸ“§
The future of computing remains frustrating
MacOS on the iPad: A Compromise
or: You Are Not Your Fucking iPad
Venu, Hulu, Roku, Vudu
Streaming services have a name type, you might sayā€¦
Comcastā€™s Bargain Bin Basement Bundle
StreamSaver! I cannot believe Apple and Netflix agreed to this nameā€¦
OpenAI Changes the Vocal Computing Game!
No sarcasm, just enthusiasm for GPT-4o

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GPT-4o & the End of ā€˜Herā€™
Must AI life imitate art about AI?
These Are Not Two Separate Devices...
Apple leaves the door slightly ajar for an iPad running macOSā€¦
The GPT-4o Asteroid
Alexa and Siri look towards the sky and see their doomā€¦
The Netflix Football League
The inevitable marriage of the largest sport with the largest streamerā€¦
A Crushing Blow šŸ“§
Apple needs to read the room in which they find themselvesā€¦
Our Streaming Shitshow
Disney Lets a Hundred Bundles Blossom
As the Apple Ternus...
Might John Ternus succeed Tim Cook at Apple?
Give Me Back My Sunsets!
The time Instagram wrongly banned me and threatened to destroy my life. ā€œOops. Our bad.ā€
Apple Invents a Laptop with a Touchscreen
The new iPad Pro is awesome. And a bit silly.

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The iPad Nano Air Pro
Thoughts on Appleā€™s ā€œLet Looseā€ iPad Event
Nintendoā€™s Bait-and-Switch
Well, they just Osbourneā€™d the Switch... What now?
His Dark Matters
Pearl Jamā€™s latest album matters
May the 4th, Rank the 4th
The ā€˜Star Warsā€™ movie rankings in 2024
Dreaming of an ā€˜iPad Ultraā€™
Apple, let us boot iPadOS or macOS on the iPad
Appleā€™s AI Strategy, At Your Service šŸ“§
The relative calm before the ā€œAI, AI, AI, AI, AIā€ stormā€¦
Wonā€™t Get Fooled Again
Some decidedly unhelpful thoughts about investing in AI startupsā€¦

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What Are Hardware Companies Doing Here?
MKBHD on the annoying trend of half-finished products launching
April 2024
Oh, the Humanity of Vision Pro
Apple really should have released the Vision Pro as a dev kit

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I Think Iā€™ve Seen This Film M4
If you squint, you can see a path to an M4 iPad to boost Appleā€™s AI narrative leading up to WWDCā€¦
Amazonā€™s Potential ā€œSportsnightā€
The NBA streaming deal seems smart -- Iā€™m surprised Apple didnā€™t push harder for it.
Is AI Spend the New Streaming Spend?
Wall Street loves to reward arms race spending -- until they donā€™t.

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The Chilling of TikTok
Ban or not, this is the end of TikTok as we know it
Losing Sight of the Vision Pro
With sales looking weak, what is Appleā€™s strategy here?
The ā€˜Going Directā€™ Bullshit Debate
Itā€™s driven by AI and itā€™s all PR anywayā€¦

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Metaā€™s Quest Against Apple
Can ā€˜Horizon OSā€™ be the Android to visionOS?
An ā€˜iPhone Eā€™ for ā€˜Emergingā€™
The case to re-release the three-year-old iPhone models elsewhere
A Glimpse Into Modern News Consumption
At least via the Trump trial in NYC, which may not mean much -- stillā€¦
Disney Invents the TV Channel
Weā€™re working our way back to the cable bundleā€¦
Into Thin Airchat
Will the latest social thing be the next big thing?
The Hard Thing About Hardware šŸ“§
Will the rise of AI lead to new consumer hardware?
Alexa, Are We Over?
Amazon to Stop Paying Developers to Create Apps For AlexaAmazon.com Inc. will no longer pay developers to create applications for Alexa, scrapping a key element of the companyā€™s effort to build a flourishing app store for its voice-activated digital assistant.BloombergMatt Day End of... well, something: Amazon.com
IMAXā€™s Big Picture
Film Fans Keep Splurging on Blockbusters in Imax, So Why Hasnā€™t Wall Street Gotten on Board?How Imax has quickly become the goldstandard in theatrical experiences.VarietyBrent Lang Itā€™s easy to overthink it. With all the concerns about the future of cinemas ā€“ as in the actual buildings where you
ā€˜Snowā€™ Show No More
Game Of Thrones Jon Snow Spinoff Series No Longer In Development At HBO The Game of Thrones Jon Snow spinoff series is no longer in active development at HBO, Kit Harington confirms in an interview. Screen Rant Adam Bentz We will continue to know nothing... more about Jon Snow, it
Metaā€™s Only Slightly Better Than Burning Books Plan...
How Tech Giants Cut Corners to Harvest Data for A.I. Meta debated buying a publisher like Simon & Schuster for AI training data... The New York Times Various There is a lot in this NYT report ā€“ bylined by five reporters: Cade Metz, Cecilia Kang, Sheera Frenkel, Stuart A. Thompson and
Where is the Colorful MacBook?
Iā€™m not the least bit ashamed to admit that I hate April Fools Day. First, Iā€™m someone who values high quality information above all else.1 Second, itā€™s stupid. Yes, Iā€™m a grinch or whatever. I just donā€™t find any of the jokes ā€“ especially the jokes by tech companies ā€“ funny.
March 2024
Appleā€™s Vision PROblem
Appleā€™s Immersive Video problemOn Thursday Apple debuted its first immersive video since the Vision Pro launched, a five-minute-long compilation of highlights from the MLS Cup playoffs late last year. Without even seeing the vidā€¦Six Colors Earlier this week, Apple finally ā€“ and I do mean finally, it took them
A Decade Under the Influence of Satya Nadella
Exactly 10 years ago I sent the tweet above. First and foremost, itā€™s wild that it has been 10 years. So long ago, that they were still called ā€œtweetsā€.1 Second, my god what a decade Satya Nadella and Microsoft have had. On that day, Microsoft held an event in
Appleā€™s Practical Fight
At its core, the DoJā€™s case against Apple seemingly would seek to undo a lot of what makes the iPhone the iPhone. Which is equal parts worrisome, weird, and wild. And so at the highest level, of course Apple is going to fight back against this. At the same time,
Letā€™s Be Real About Consumer šŸ“§
The recent reports that BeReal is struggling with either a fundraise or growth or both, is a bummer. I have no actual information about the round or company ā€“ nor am I even a regular user (I had sort of been there/done that with Front/Back back in the day!
This is Expensive Coffee
Microsoft Agreed to Pay Inflection $650 Million While Hiring Its Staff Microsoft doesnā€™t want its plan to hire two of Inflection AIā€™s co-founders and most of its 70-person staff to be seen as an acquisition... The Information Jessica E. Lessin, Natasha Mascarenhas, & Aaron Holmes Just to follow-up on
Quick Thoughts on DoJ v. Apple
U.S. Sues Apple, Alleges Tech Giant Exploits Illegal Monopoly The US DOJ sues Apple, alleging the company blocked its competitors from accessing iPhone features, made switching to non-Apple devices more difficult, and more... Techmeme Various Headlines With the very large caveats that Iā€™m not a lawyer ā€“ let alone an
Will ā€˜The Acolyteā€™ Be Too Zealot or Just Right?
ā€œWhatever You Think The Acolyte Is, Itā€™s Notā€: Star Wars Series Creator Leslye Headland Revels in the First Teaser TrailerThe showrunner behind the Star Wars Original series, debuting June 4 on Disney+, talks about her film influences and love of Legends lore.Disney NewsKristin Baver Feels a little weird
ESPNā€™s Spaghetti-to-Wall Streaming Strategy
ESPN Boss Jimmy Pitaroā€™s Chaotic Race to Remake the Sports Giant Cable TVā€™s collapse is forcing the Disney property out of its comfort zone, from hiring risky talent to a streaming gambit that ticked off the NFL Isabella Simonetti & Robbie Whelan Just in case you were wondering when
Maybe Not Everything Needs an App Store
OpenAIā€™s Chatbot App Store Is Off to a Slow Start Last fall, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman sought to capitalize on the raging success of ChatGPT by launching an app store... The Information Stephanie Palazzolo You get why everyone wants to build an ā€œapp storeā€ ā€“ everyone wants to be a
What Was the Point of Inflection?
Microsoft Hires DeepMind Co-founder Mustafa Suleyman from Inflection to Run Consumer AI Heā€™s reporting to Satya Nadella and bringing on most staff from his Inflection AI startup... Techmeme Various Headlines So many questions about this Microsoft/Inflection deal. Wait a minute, strike that. There is no deal. Well, there may
A Bond for the (Correct) Ages?
Aaron Taylor-Johnson Offered James Bond Role Reportedly will ā€œsign contract this weekā€ The Sun Howell Davies & Ellie Henman At last, some spy news on Spyglass. With the very real caveat that Iā€™m linking to a UK tabloid (owned by News Corp) and that even they are couching this news with
Tik-for-Tok
Once More With Feeling: Banning TikTok Is Unconstitutional & Wonā€™t Do Shit To Deal With Any Actual ThreatsOver the last few days, weā€™ve had a few posts about the latest attempt to ban TikTok in the US (and to people who say itā€™s only a divestiture bill: there
For Whom the Tik Toks
TikTok Turns to Creators to Fight Possible Ban Dozens of popular figures on the app have traveled to Washington to urge lawmakers to oppose a bill that could result in the platform being blocked in the United States. NYT Sapna Maheshwari & Yiwen Lu Riddle me this: if youā€™re a Chinese-owned
Appleā€™s Trump Card
Apple finds itself in a weird spot at the moment. They long ago relinquished their beloved underdog status but now theyā€™re nearing the full transition to ā€œbig baddieā€ in the eyes of many. ā€œYou either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,ā€ and all
Cableā€™s Continued Collapse
Major Pay TV Operators Shed 5 Million Subscribers in 2023 - TheWrapThe figure brings the industryā€™s total net losses in the past five years to over 20 million, according to Leichtman Research GroupTheWrapLucas Manfredi Everyone knows by now (finally ā€“ I wrote this almost a decade ago) that cable TV
Appleā€™s ā€œOh Shit, We Fucked Upā€ Epic EU Moment
Epic says Apple will reinstate developer account, clearing path for Epic Games Store on iPhone - 9to5MacAfter a whirlwind of events, Epic Games says Apple has reinstated their App Store developer account. The move clears theā€¦9to5MacZac Hall Well, someone got to Apple. Either it was the EU or, perhaps
A Few Thoughts After Dune 2 Viewings
And now, I must repent. Last week, after my midnight viewing of Dune: Part 2 I noted that while this new film is great and an absolute spectacle, I felt as if I still liked the first film more. Well, I just watched it for a second time, at a
The EU Fines Apple Which Apple Is Not Fine With
The EU Commission Fines Apple ā‚¬1.8B for Stifling Music Competition iPhone maker hit by first-ever Brussels fine as competition watchdogs step up scrutiny of Big Tech Techmeme Various Another day, another EU v. Apple situation. This fine, while more than triple what was expected, is not what matters here.
February 2024
Behold: The Apple Television
A revolutionary new productivity tool. A truly amazing gaming device. And an insanely great content viewer. These were not three separate products,1 but instead, the promise of one product: the Vision Pro. Unfortunately, at least for now, it sure feels like only the last of those experiences is the
Apple Rings and Things
Apple Ponders Whether to Develop Smart Glasses, Fitness RingApple has explored the idea of developing new wearable devices ā€” including a fitness ring, smart glasses and even AirPods with cameras ā€” to broaden one of its most important business areas. Also: Hear the latest on a HomePod with a screen, Appleā€™s
Vision Proā€™s Inconvenient Truth
If you start me up If you start me up, Iā€™ll never stop. The Rolling Stones song, incidentally the one used to launch Windows 95, is stuck in my head. Because itā€™s what I keep thinking about while trying to start using the Vision Pro. And I do mean ā€œtryingā€
There and Back Again, a San Francisco Tale
Tech Leaders Fled San Francisco During the Pandemic. Now, Theyā€™re Coming Back. Founders and investors who moved to Miami and elsewhere are returning to a boom in artificial intelligence and an abundance of tech talent. Wall Street Journal Berber Jin & Angel Au-Yeung San Francisco is back! In 3 to
Xbox (Every) Where?
The Verge had at least four articles focused on Microsoftā€™s Xbox announcement last week ā€“ thereā€™s a joke in here somewhere about one for each of the whopping four games theyā€™re bringing to other consoles ā€“ and upon reading each one, I still canā€™t quite parse what on Earth the strategy is
True Enough
ā—Warning: Spoilers ahead for True Detective: Night Country I loved, loved, loved the first season of True Detective.1 The second season was, as everyone knows, pretty bad, despite a great cast. The third season was better, but nothing that I can honestly say I remember too much about. The
Uber Wasnā€™t Worth $17B. True. Itā€™s More Like $150B. And Rising.
Uber Isnā€™t Worth $17 BillionEarlier this month, investors poured $1.2 billion into Uber, a tech company whose smartphone app connects taxi drivers to passengers. The share of the business ā€¦FiveThirtyEightAswath Damodaran One thing Iā€™ve done for well over a decade: bookmark posts and takes that I find ridiculous
Period?
Here we go again: ā€œI donā€™t just think that Quest is the better value, I think Quest is the better product, period.ā€ Look, I actually donā€™t disagree with Mark Zuckerbergā€™s overall stance here. Metaā€™s Quest, as it stands right now on February 13, 2024 is a better overall product
The Stopgap Sports Bundle
Now that a couple days have passed since the seeming bombshell sports streaming announcement which would further blow up the cable bundle dropped, a slew of new little details have come along, as you might expect. First and foremost, the timing of that announcement was pretty clearly to get ahead
What a Mess
Earlier tonight, I joked about Bluesky moving up in my social media power rankings. To position number 4 of the 17 sites and services that I now need to update in order to reach the audience that has now completely dispersed since Xitter shit the bed. This is actually not
The Crunch
TechCrunch+ Termination Layoffs hit TechCrunch... Lux Capital Danny Crichton With the unfortunate news of layoffs at TechCrunch last week, this post attempts to look at the why ā€“ and in particular, what went wrong with ā€œTechCrunch+ā€, the siteā€™s premium tier. With the large caveat that I was at TechCrunch a decade
Laptop Ban? In 2024? What About My Facetop?
The year is 2024, and Iā€™ve just been kicked out of a cafe for using a laptop. Well, technically I wasnā€™t kicked out, but rather was asked to put my laptop away because with the new year, theyā€™ve decided to implement a no-laptop-policy. So I was effectively kicked out. I
January 2024
My 2024 iPhone Homescreen
Historically, Iā€™ve used the start of the new year to post a screenshot of the homescreen of my iPhone. Each year, Iā€™m late in doing so. And each year, I get asked when itā€™s coming. This year, Iā€™m later than normal in doing so ā€“ sorry, Iā€™ve been busy spinning up
Letā€™s Face It
Happy Vision Pro Week to those who celebrate. The device ships on Friday.1 But we can expect the first official reviews to drop tomorrow. Those will be an interesting read for sure. Normally, reviews of Apple products are entirely predictable. This is not a knock on anyone who does
Appleā€™s Deliciously Dripping with Disdain Press Release
Earlier today, I laid out why I thought Apple might end up taunting the EU with any changes they implement to comply with the Digital Markets Act (DMA) laws set to take effect in March. And after a roughly 30 minute honeymoon period when folks thought Apple may actually be
An Ode to the Volume Swipe
I said my second post would be another ā€œmetaā€ post, but I lied. The truth is that itā€™s late at night here in London and after a few hour delay launching this site earlier today (thanks for the help, Ghost), and during a ā€œmidnight feedā€ of a baby, I found